Man mortified after neighbour slips embarrassing note under door commenting on his 'not normal' sex noises

PICTURE the scene – it's 5am and you've been woken up by the sound of your neighbours, erm, enjoying some "quality time" together.

Do you A. put a pillow over your ears and try and get back to sleep. B. Bang on the walls in the hope that'll make them be quiet.

Or C. Write an angry note and shove it under the door the next morning.

Well when they were put in this exact scenario, one disgruntled neighbour decided to opt for the third option – and let's just say, they didn't hold anything back.

After receiving the absolutely brutal note, the mortified man decided to post it on Reddit – where it left members similarly stunned.

Avoiding any kind of niceties, the letter went straight in with: "Please, for the love of Christ (and on behalf of everyone of the 26th and 27th floors), shut the f*** up.

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"The last thing anyone wants to hear all Saturday night is you to f*** like animals."

And just in case they hadn't hammered the point home, the furious neighbour went on to say that their sex noises were "not normal" and urged them to see a therapist.

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They signed off with: "Just so you know, the entire floor can hear you."

Judging from their furious tone, most members took the neighbour's side.

Speaking from their own experience, one wrote: "I've had some really loud neighbours. I've been tempted to leave a note asking them to stop being so loud.

"Mostly because it sounded painfully fake."

Sharing their own nightmare experience, another added: "I'll never forget when I was dating my husband in college.

"The guy next door brought home a girl and they went at it for HOURS.

"The next day my husband (then boyfriend) stuck a note on his door and (at 18) we found it hilarious."

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