I am a bail bond clerk – here are the most ridiculous names I've seen

Court clerk reveals the most ‘ridiculous’ names she’s ever seen – including siblings named after Italian desserts

  • A woman has revealed the ‘strangest’ first names she has come across 
  • The peculiar list includes Cartier Kior, Orangelo, Lamongelo, Sativa 

A bail bond clerk has revealed the ‘most ridiculous’ names she has come across in her line of work – and the inspiration behind some of them will surprise you.

Chey, the employee, was originally commenting on how a woman who named her son ‘Cartier Kior’ – after the luxury jewellery brand and designer label ‘Dior’ – was not the weirdest name she’s ever heard. 

Her career means she encounters several ‘out of pocket’ names including ‘Orangelo’ and ‘Lamongelo’.

Chey revealed that the siblings in question were named after household desserts orange jello and lemon jello.

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A bail bond clerk revealed the ‘most ridiculous’ names she has come across in her line of work – and the inspiration behind some of them will surprise you

‘I work for a bail bond’s business and we get a lot of weird names,’ Chey said in a video.

‘My co-worker got two of the weirdest names we’ve ever heard – Orangelo and Lamongelo.’

The woman was shocked that their mother found such a strong connection to jelly that she would actually name her children after the dessert.

Many in the comments revealed the strange names they’ve come across – with some even pointing to their own birth certificate as evidence.

‘My name is Sativa,’ a woman said dejectedly, referencing a type of marijuana. 

‘Growing up with it was not fun.’

‘I work in admissions at a university, and I had an applicant named Saturday May because he was born on a Saturday in May,’ another woman revealed.

‘My mum taught a child name Nosmo King after a No Smoking sign,’ a man said about a family who took their lung cancer scares extremely seriously. 

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A fourth said: ‘I’ve met siblings called Ecstacy and Khronic.’

‘My cousin is named Carmex,’ a man said, echoing a popular US chapstick brand.

Many were ruthless with naming their children – with a woman even named after a toilet. 

‘I once knew a woman named Latrine,’ a man said.

‘I knew two sisters named Kasei and Monei,’ another revealed. ‘Like, cash money.’

‘My school had siblings called Knowledge and Wisdom,’ a man said.

‘I’ve gotten Babyboy and Babygirl at my work,’ a woman who worked at a driving academy wrote.

‘Met a man called Febreeze on a night out,’ a man recalled.

A career in the bail bond line of business meant encountering several ‘out of pocket’ names like ‘Orangelo’ and ‘Lamongelo’

Strange names people have given their children 

Nosmo King – after a ‘No Smoking’ sign

Cartier Kior – referencing popular luxury brands

Orangelo and Lamongelo – paying tribute to orange and lemon jello

Sativa – a kind of marijuana 

Carmex – a popular American lip care brand 

Latrine – a communal toilet in a camp or barracks

Kasei and Monei – alternate spelling to ‘cash money’ 

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